one million orgasms!

Okay, maybe not quite that many but... in about a week, this blog will reach one million hits (it's closer to 1,800,000 if you include the previous incarnation of the blog, but let's not be technical here). So if a reader reaches orgasm each twenty hits... well hey, that's 50,000 orgasms - yum ;)

Anyway, I digress... a million hits means it's definitely time for a celebration around here. I'm considering holding another orgy, as the last one was so successful (if you haven't read it, you'll find most of it in the archives at the left), though I'm still making my mind up about that...

In the meantime, though... I've decided I'd love some presents ;)

If you've been reading my blog for ages (or even if you've just discovered it), and if I've made you come lots and lots and lots - then I'd love a little present from you to help me celebrate reaching one million. I hardly ever ask for these kinds of things, so today, I'm going to be greedy ;)

Here's the kind of thing I'd love from you, if you're feeling generous and want to give me a little of the pleasure back that I've hopefully given to you ;) :

1) a naked photograph of you (yum) - doesn't have to be explicit, just something lovely and sexy would be gorgeous, I'd very much love to see you...
2) a sound file - I'd love to hear you masturbate to delicious orgasm for me, saying my name as you come, as I'm a hopeless voyeur. If you're going to do that, you'll probably need to use yousendit to send the file to me...
3) a delightfully explicit sexual fantasy, where you tell me just how you'd like to fuck me...
4) or you could maybe even just masturbate as you type an email for me, telling me just what you're doing, and cumming for me delightfully...

Any of these would be simply gorgeous, or feel free to think up your own idea! This is very greedy, I know, but it's my millionth birthday, and I want to be pampered by my gorgeous readers ;)

And what do you get in return? Well, if I get a big enough response, I'll hold another delightful orgy, and anyone who sends me something will get a personal invitation, and will definitely get a little time in there with me ;)

This is such a greedy post! Ah well, greed can be fun sometimes ;)

roger xx