a delicious orgy...

update I know this has been up for a few days now, but if you haven't checked recently, I'd encourage you to check out the comments to this post - there's a full blown orgy going on in there, and you're very much invited to join in... ;)

I was chatting to my friend and fellow sex blogger Dirty Little Girl today, and we were talking (as we occassionally do) about the idea of holding a special evening - 'An evening with Dirtyboy & DLG' or some such, in which we'd 'interact' with our readers ;)

This goes back to something I've talked about in here before - and in the first audio interview I did too - the idea of getting all my readers into one room, and watching them reach orgasm - I currently average about 1200 hits a day - I'd like to think that I can hopefully inspire around one orgasm every ten hits (it might be more, it might be less, but it's impossible to measure, so I just guess) - and that's 120 women reaching orgasm over my words every day... so you'll appreciate that sometimes I like to think about that, and imagine being able to watch each one of you... DLG's numbers are quite a lot higher than that (she writes for both guys and girls, whereas of course mine is just aimed at a female readership), and she also likes to think along similar lines - it's an intoxicating idea sometimes...

I get my fair share of dirty emails, and some often delightfully filthy commments, and obviously both those things arouse me - and from time to time I'll get a photo, or an audio file of one of you masturbating to orgasm for me... all simply delicious, but the truth is, sometimes I just want to watch you, to see you cum, to hear your orgasm... and sometimes I just want to fuck you... over and over again... until we can't take any more...

And so we return to the gorgeous fantasy of renting a venue for a night... a delicious occassion at which readers would be invited... not too many of you, maybe 50 of my readers, and 50 of DLG's (I'd never do this on my own, I don't think I'd get out alive lol), enough to make it a really good party, but not too many that it would get out of hand. We'd make it a ticket occassion, say £50 a ticket (about $90) - with 100 of you, that'd give us $9,000 - enough to hire the penthouse suite of a large, expensive hotel for the night, with a large lounge, and lots of private rooms, and plenty of booze and music too - and of course there'd be free food and somewhere to sleep for the night out of your ticket money - so long as you didn't mind sharing a bed - quite probably with a number of others ;)

You'd be asked to bring a bottle, plenty of condoms, and whatever other extras you wanted to... and you'd be expected to participate - no point buying a ticket if you're just going to sit in the corner and be shy, or be a voyeur - you'd be there to indulge in delightful sex - a sensual, delicious, disgraceful orgy, all for the entertainment of myself and DLG, your dirty hosts for the evening...

Perhaps once everyone had arrived and mingled a little, we'd start with a reading or two. DLG and I would take it in turns to read to you, slowly, sensually, to arouse you... masturbation as you listen to us would be actively encouraged - there'd be brand new vibes with batteries scattered about the lounge, and plenty of lube, on the sofas, on tables, and we'd encourage you to let down your inhibitions, to masturbate openly as we read to you, to enjoy our words in the company of everyone else. Getting together with each other would be encouraged too - perhaps if the girl next to you was masturbating, you could help her, touch her, stroke her, kiss her... you'd be there to have fun, to reach delicious orgasm repeatedly, and we wouldn't want a single one of you to be left out...

Once the readings were done, and already a number of you were enjoying yourself - perhaps the sounds of orgasm would already be ringing around the room... DLG and I would watch you - we'd keep a respectful distance, as if we just invited you to join us there might be a free for all and we'd never survive it lol - so perhaps we'd fuck as we watched you, letting you watch us too... our excitement feeding off yours... reaching orgasm ourselves as we watch you masturbate, and touch, and fuck, the room a delicious writhing mass of soft skin, full of the sounds of urgent, sensual sex...

From time to time thoughout the evening we'd invite two or three of you to join us... and we'd fuck you... and take you for our pleasure... and cum with you... and between urgent bouts of such delicious group sex, we'd wander around the room, sometimes just smiling and offering encouragement, sometimes touching you a little, helping you reach orgasm... sometimes looking into the private rooms to see what was going on in there, maybe watching, maybe joining in a little... and then once we were ready, we'd take another couple of you and fuck again, deliciously... and this would go on throughout the night... sometimes watching you, sometimes fucking you... no-one would leave without experiencing delicious orgasm, over and over again... sounds to me like a gorgeous idea....

So would you come and join us...? ;)

I wonder how you'd imagine such a night...?