A dirty little contest ;)
Ever since doing the interview, I've been inundated with requests to do a proper audio post in here, to let you listen to me as I read an explicitly erotic post to you, so that you can hear me talk dirty to you, and so that you can come deliciously to my voice. I've thought about this for some time, and decided I didn't want to do that here on the blog, that the Dirtyboy site is all about written erotica, and I'd like to keep it that way.
I do, however, have an alternative for you that might interest you...
Given the level of interest there is in hearing me, I've decided to hold a (hopefully fun) contest! The winner of this contest will receive an audio post from me, written just for you. It'll be long and delightfully erotic (you know what to expect, you do read my blog, after all), and it'll be for you alone - I'll say your name, and no-one else but you will hear it, it's only for you, a little something to take to bed with you. Does that sound like something you'd want? I think it might be...
If you want me to talk dirty to you, if you want to listen to me make you come, something special for your ears alone, intimate and sensual and ohhh so dirty - then I'm going to ask something of you... a little challenge for you...
It's a curious thing having a sex blog like this - I get the most delightful comments and emails, and I know my words inspire you to orgasm, and I do love knowing that, it's why I love writing the blog so much. But to be able to hear you... to be able to hear what my words do to you, to be able to hear you cum for me as you read my erotica... that would be just so delicious...
So... to win the prize of a personal audio for your ears alone, I want you to do the same for me, and send me an erotic audio file that will arouse me intensely... and I want to hear you cum for me...
Interested? Then here's the contest guidelines:
1) Find yourself a little privacy, when you won't be disturbed. It can be anywhere you like, I don't mind, but somewhere private (your bed, your office at home etc) where you can enjoy yourself without being disturbed.
2) Find your favourite entry in my blog, something that's guaranteed to make you reach delicious, intense orgasm, something that always works for you.
3) Start recording.
4) Masturbate deliciously, all the way to orgasm for me - extra points if you say my name as you're about to cum ;)
5) Send it to me - knowing how much I'll enjoy hearing you...
I did say this one was only for the exhibitionists amongst you ;)
Okay, if you've read this far, I'm assuming you're interested in the challenge ;) So just to be entirely fair, here are the 'rules' of the contest, and a few pointers for you:
1. The winner will be the audio that I like the best. It's hard to define what I mean by this, as I have no idea what you'll send me, but if you make me cum, it's fair to say you're in with a very good chance of winning! I won't be showing any favouritism, this is open to new and old readers alike, and just because I know you or you're a long time reader doesn't mean you necessarily have an advantage - this is open to all of you, and I'll be as fair as I can be. Any single one of you could win! The audio can be as long or as short as you please - though if it ends up being a long file, see number 9 below...
2. I may get quite a lot of entries. Or I may only get one or two. Consequently, please don't think that entering will automatically get you the prize - I think all the entries are going to be mind-blowingly erotic for me, but there can only be one winner - I hope it's you xx
3. To be fair to everyone, both those who can write and those who can't, this isn't about reading me a dirty story, or trying to seduce me. I just want you to relax, read my words, and cum for me, in whatever manner pleases you. All you need to do is relax and have fun, masturbate for me, reach delicious orgasm - and then do it all over again if you want to - and again! Just have fun and enjoy yourself - think about me right there with you, knowing I'll hear you as you cum.
4. I'm not going to be judging your orgasms. I don't want you to go all 'porn star' on me and thrash and scream and fake a huge orgasm - just do whatever you would do normally. The more real it is, the more intense it'll be for me. It's likely that what'll arouse me the most will be delightful trembling, the sounds of you touching yourself (especially being delightfully wet, I love that), use of toys might well score you points too lol - I honestly don't know for certain, but I'm not judging your orgasm, it'll be whatever arouses me the most, whatever makes me cum deliciously - that's the winner right there. No need to be a porn actress, I just want to hear what you sound like when you masturbate, when you reach orgasm... that's what'll excite me.
5. Videos not allowed for this contest, I'm afraid - whilst it would be lovely, it's not fair to the other entrants. Audio files only please - .wav files, .mpeg files, that's what I'm after, I just want to hear you.
6. To prevent cheating (such as finding a sound file and pretending it's you when it isn't), I'm going to ask you to say my name somewhere in the audio. For the new readers, my name is Roger (pleased to meet you!). If you don't say my name somewhere in the audio, I'll reluctantly have to disqualify you, so please don't forget! There's probably extra points if you say my name just as you're about to come ;)
7. You're obviously going to need a mic to do this. Sorry to those of you who don't have one! You'll need sound recording software too - I recommend the following, which has always worked fine for me and is completely free and easy to use:
Audacity, a free downloadable sound recorder. It works fine on my computer, but don't blame me if it screws up yours! Download at your own risk - any sound recording software would be fine, and there's plenty out there if you google (try 'free sound recorder windows' - something like that).
8. Test the sound recording before you begin, to make sure it's working! I wouldn't want you to indulge in a delightful half hour session or something, only to discover it hasn't recorded you...
9. My email address for the files is: email@example.com
Sound files can be pretty big, and if yours is any bigger than about 9MB, I won't be able to receive it by email, it'll just bounce back to you. For large files (anything bigger than 9MB) I use www.yousendit.com, which is a means of sending large files via the net - when you post it in there, I get notified by email and can download the file. Once I've downloaded it, I'll let you know so that you can remove it. It's safe, secure, free, and no-one else will see the file but me.
10. I'll be announcing the winner by 31st March at the latest - if you don't want your name announced in my blog, please let me know, and I'll make up a suitable pseudonym for you - I don't want you to get caught misbehaving! And please - don't get caught doing it! You'll have your prize of a deliciously filthy audio from me by the first week of April, if not sooner x
11. If you have any more questions, please feel free to email and ask. It goes without saying that any files sent to me will be kept strictly confidential, they won't be passed on elsewhere. They're for me! yum ;)
Oh - deadline! Let's say Friday 31st March, to give you all plenty of time - so you have two weeks from today - go have fun - the contest starts..... NOW! woo hoo! ;)
I'm so looking forward to hearing you, and good luck!
lovely big hugs