are you a good girl or a bad girl?

I've had a rather busy weekend, and have completely failed to get the first part of the next Sophie episode written, so rather than miss a week, Dirty Little Girl came up with a really fun idea that I think you might enjoy. You know those multiple choice quizzes you get in magazines? Well here's the kind of thing I think they should really be asking - here's a filthy little quiz for you - let's see just how dirty you are ;)

Choose the answer that's closest to how you feel. Total up your points at the end of the quiz: (a) = 1 point, (b) = 2 points, (c) = 3 points. Once you have your total, check at the end of the quiz, to see just what a dirty girl you are ;) And no cheating! Hope it'll make you smile - and don't forget to leave a comment and let me know how you did ;)

1. How often do you read my blog?

(a) Just every once in a while, you're bookmarked so why not?
(b) Every week, to catch the new post, I wish you'd post more often.
(c) Every day, sometimes two or three times a day, I can't get enough!


2. How often do you masturbate when reading my blog?

(a) Never, what kind of girl do you think I am? I get a little warm, but y'know, I have stuff I need to do, why are you asking me this?
(b) Okay, so I touch myself, but don't tell anyone, it's too embarrassing! Though you could watch me, if you like ;)
(c) Every damn time, you make me so fucking wet. I'm masturbating now. I'm such a little slut for you, Roger.

3. What are you wearing?

(a) I'm fully dressed. I don't want anyone to catch me!
(b) Mostly just underwear, really - I like to be able to slip my hand down my panties nice and easily. Not that I do that all the time, you understand. Well okay, most times, but I can't help it, you make me do it...
(c) I'm naked in my bed. Naked and ready for you.

4. What would you do if you walked into my room and found me masturbating on the bed?

(a) I'd blush and hide. I might look sneakily out of the corner of my eye, though...
(b) I'd come and sit on the bed, and watch you. I might want you to watch me too.
(c) I'd straddle you, tug your hand away from your pulsing erection, slide all the way down onto you, and fuck you hard. god!

5. Your best friend's coming to stay. Do you read my blog while she's there?

(a) Fuck no! In fact I'm not even gonna switch my computer on, god knows what she'll find if she looks on it!
(b) Yes I do, but only sneakily, at the dead of night, when she's fast asleep. Sometimes I fantasise about her, though...
(c) I'd show your site to my best friend. We'd both get naked and do it together on the soft, furry rug in front of the fire. Do you want to come and join in?

6. I need a new maid for my house. You'd have to wear a nifty little French maid's outfit. Would you apply for the job?

(a) It's tempting, but my thighs look too big in short skirts, and you clearly can't be trusted.
(b) I dunno. Does the job come with a room? If it does, I'm up for it.
(c) Look Roger, I'm bending over dusting this little bookcase. You can see right up my skirt. Don't you think I need a spank?

7. Do you have any sex toys?

(a) Nope, just a teddy bear. But, erm.. I did once try rubbing him against me. I can't believe I'm admitting that!
(b) I've got a vibrator, and I know how to use it...
(c) It's inside me right now. unnhhh god. Why are you asking me these dumb questions when I need you to fuck me?!

8. We have the night together. Where would you want me to take you?

(a) Somewhere romantic. Maybe a nice meal, a carriage ride through the park, kissing softly on the bench *sigh*
(b) Your place, I'll bring the wine
(c) I don't care! Just take me Roger! ohhh GOD take me! Use me! Fuck me!!

9. I'd love to take you shopping. What would you buy?

(a) Anything fluffy and pink. Oh, and ice cream
(b) Shoes. Sexy shoes. Shoes that tell you I need to be fucked.
(c) I can't take much more of these damn questions! Do I have to bend over the couch and beg you? Actually, I think I will.

10. I'd like to take you on a picnic. What would you like to eat?

(a) I'd like a sunny day, a beautiful view, and some salad, wine, soft fruit, and chocolate. Definitely chocolate.
(b) Something I could dribble all over you.
(c) ahhh god I'm gonna cum... fuckkk... just eat me Roger... ohhh god eat me... fuckkk... I'm cumminngggg...

okay... total up the points:

10-14 points: You're a romantic, you'd like nothing better than to snuggle with me under the moonlight, and it'd take at least five dates before I saw you naked ;)

15-19 points: You like a little fun from time to time, though you can be a little shy. Not so shy that you wouldn't take me to bed, though, and fuck me deliciously ;)

20-25 points: You're clearly a very dirty girl. Pull your knickers down and bend over, you need a good spanking ;)

26-30 points: Such a dirty fucking slut. Send me a filthy email. On second thoughts, send two. Oh, and an audio of you cumming for me ;)